I wanna get to know you, but I’m too shy to initiate a coversation.
-ohdengpatricia:(via salamatpogi)
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I hate it when
- I turn off the TV, and it turns off, but turns back on by accident.
- I miss my favorite part of the song, so I have to replay it.
- The teacher stops talking while I’m doing something I shouldn’t be doing, so it makes me think I’m in trouble.
- I’m listening to my iPod, the song ends, and the song that comes on is way too loud, and makes me jump, and everyone around me gives me a weird look.
- People text me more than once because they think I didn’t get it the first time.
- I have to go to the bathroom in a public place.
- I say something and the only thing the other person says is, “That’s good for you,” or “That’s interesting.”
- My mom tells me to stop texting because I’m eating, even though we don’t eat dinner as a family.
- I can’t hear what someone’s saying so I just nod, but it turns out they asked me a question, and now I look like a dumb ass.
- Someone asks me what I want, and I tell them, but they completely ignore me and just do whatever the hell they wanted in the first place.
- I am continuously calling your name, yet you ignore me.
- You obviously have no eraser left on that pencil, but you insist on trying to erase your paper with it, and the metal scratches the paper. Stfu and gtfo.
So there you go—my pet peeves.
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“Perfect Two” by Auburn.
You can be the peanut butter to my jelly
You can be the butterflies I feel in my belly
You can be the captain and I can be your first mate
You can be the chills that I feel on our first date
You can be the hero and I can be your side kick
You can be the tear that I cry if we ever split
You can be the rain from the cloud when it’s stormin’
Or you can be the sun when it shines in the mornin’
Don’t know if you could ever be
Without you cause boy you complete me
And in time I know that we’ll both see
That we’re all we need
Cause your the apple to my pie
You’re the straw to my berry
You’re the smoke to my high
And you’re the one I wanna marry
Cause you are the one for me (for me)
And I’m the one for you for you (for you)
You take the both of us (of us)
And we’re the perfect two
We’re the perfect two
We’re the perfect two
Baby me and you
We’re the perfect two
You can be the prince and I can be your princess
You can be the sweet tooth I can be the dentist
You can be the shoes and I can be the laces
You can be the heart that I spill on the pages
You can be the vodka and I can be the chaser
You can be the pencil and I can be the paper
You can be as cold as the winter weather
But I don’t care as long as we’re together
Don’t know if I could ever be
Without you cause boy you complete me
And in time I know that we’ll both see
That we’re all we need
Cause you’re the apple to my pie
You’re the straw to my berry
You’re the smoke to my high
And you’re the one I wanna marry
Cause your the one for me (for me)
And I’m the one for you (for you)
You take the both of us (of us)
And we’re the perfect two
We’re the perfect two
We’re the perfect two
Baby me and you
We’re the perfect two
You know that I’ll never doubt ya
And you know that I think about ya
And you know I can’t live without ya
I love the way that you smile
And maybe in just a while
I can see me walk down the aisle
Cause you’re the apple to my pie
You’re the straw to my berry
You’re the smoke to my high
And you’re the one I wanna marry
Cause your the one for me (for me)
And I’m the one for you (for you)
You take the both of us (of us)
And we’re the perfect two
We’re the perfect two
We’re the perfect two
Baby me and you
We’re the perfect two.
